Ohgod!Wegonnadosomething.Ihavebeenhungryfortwodaysandstillhavenoteatenanything.Weneedenoughfood,somebodyhelp!Helpourcountry!Weshouldaskforinternationaids!OrmaybetheAmericancanhelpuseventhroughthey'realsobad.Afterall,itisasuperpowerwhoissecondonlytoIndiaandhassomereliableallies(notsomuchthanIndiathough).ButIthinktheycanstoptheNewDehli'sAmbition.WecanalsorequestRussian'shelpbecausewehavesomebhai-bhairelationshipanditisjustaloyalallywithIndia.Maybeweshouldrequesthimformediation.Ohwait,Japanese!They'realwayslookingatourterritory.Sowecangiveallofislandswehaveontheoceanascessionofterritorytoexchangethesupportbyus.AlsowecanfindEurope,Islamiccountries... 我们必须反思。我们的政府因为愚蠢的不结盟政策,导致我们的祖国没有一个朋友,我们眯眯眼民族得不到世界的同情和帮助。我们需要美国人驻军,我们可以为他们的大兵提供足够数量的小女孩,虽然这是不人道的,但我们需要生存,我可不想被印度人统治,他们正在锡金、藏南、东北邦进行大屠杀————针对所有不同肤色的人,我们与他们有着不同的肤色。